1 definition by JDawgmania2014

Soggy Lampshade

(noun) One who is useless beyond compare. Also, they don't really brighten the situation.

Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!

by JDawgmania2014 May 25, 2014