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A teenage girls worst enemy, The luteal phase is the second half of the menstrual cycle, occurring after ovulation and before menstruation. It typically lasts 12 to 14 days and focuses on preparing the uterine lining for a potential pregnancy.
Your progesterone rises, your estrogen also rises, and your other hormones drop. If you’re not pregnant, those two hormones plummet causing menstruation.
You get symptoms like fatigue, bloating, breast tenderness, mood swings, and sugar or chocolate cravings as hormone levels drop.
You also get uglier as a bonus.
Girl 1: Why’d you punch that guy?!
Girl 2: I was in my luteal phase.

luteal phase 

A special stage in the menstrual cycle in which the uterus lining thickens. Women are also most likely to cheat on their partners during this stage due to a rapid change in hormones.
She has entered her luteal phase
luteal phase by Skymay478 June 21, 2024

abso-fucking-lutely 

Absolutely, with bells on! Has to be said with emphasis.
The UD is abso-fucking-lutely the best slang dictionary on the net!
abso-fucking-lutely by w00fdawg September 24, 2005

Lukealicous 

A fine pointed man would be described as a Lukealicous.
Wow look at him, he's such a lukealicous
Lukealicous by letssurf April 30, 2009

Luteralpy 

Luteralpy is a commonly used synonym for the word Literally.

The word dates back into the 1800s and was used in many historic textbooks.
I luteralpy cannot stand you...
Luteralpy by b9na March 5, 2023

ab-so-f***in-lutely 

Simply it means; DEFINITLY, but it can also be used as obviosly or somthing very agree-able
Chico 1:"damn shes fine!!!!"

Chico 2: AB-SO-F***in-LUTELY!!!!!"
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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