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A teenage girls worst enemy, The luteal phase is the second half of the menstrual cycle, occurring after ovulation and before menstruation. It typically lasts 12 to 14 days and focuses on preparing the uterine lining for a potential pregnancy.
Your progesterone rises, your estrogen also rises, and your other hormones drop. If you’re not pregnant, those two hormones plummet causing menstruation.
You get symptoms like fatigue, bloating, breast tenderness, mood swings, and sugar or chocolate cravings as hormone levels drop.
You also get uglier as a bonus.
Girl 1: Why’d you punch that guy?!
Girl 2: I was in my luteal phase.

luteal phase 

A special stage in the menstrual cycle in which the uterus lining thickens. Women are also most likely to cheat on their partners during this stage due to a rapid change in hormones.
She has entered her luteal phase
luteal phase by Skymay478 June 21, 2024

abso-fucking-lutely 

Absolutely, with bells on! Has to be said with emphasis.
The UD is abso-fucking-lutely the best slang dictionary on the net!
abso-fucking-lutely by w00fdawg September 24, 2005

Lukealicous 

A fine pointed man would be described as a Lukealicous.
Wow look at him, he's such a lukealicous
Lukealicous by letssurf April 30, 2009

Luteralpy 

Luteralpy is a commonly used synonym for the word Literally.

The word dates back into the 1800s and was used in many historic textbooks.
I luteralpy cannot stand you...
Luteralpy by b9na March 5, 2023

ab-so-f***in-lutely 

Simply it means; DEFINITLY, but it can also be used as obviosly or somthing very agree-able
Chico 1:"damn shes fine!!!!"

Chico 2: AB-SO-F***in-LUTELY!!!!!"