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Creeping through the day and night, this creature is often seen babbling on about nonsense nobody cares about. It will try to assert itself towards others only to be rejected. A fickle creature. It wallows around in search of social companionship but fails to meet the requirements to keep up with what is socially acceptable.
Have you seen that lurkcat slithering around?
lurkcat by whydidijustlol June 25, 2025
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lurkathon 

A lurker spending hours at a time lurking on unsuspecting people. (kind of like a stake out)

Spending hours at a time staring at the facebook profiles of your neighbors without their knowledge.

Legally stalking someone for hours.
I saw Lauren screaming unintelligibly at her boyfriend! I'll have to go on a lurkathon to find out what happened...
lurkathon by KiraCameron December 27, 2010
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Lurkatrate 

Means similar to "Lurk" and "Perpetrate" a Lurkatrator is someone who is a serial lurker. They come to a party and lurkatrate on every one, then leave without telling anyone.
"Dude showed up and just lurkatrated for about an hour then took off"
Lurkatrate by GBoots May 25, 2006

Lurkatron 

A person who lurks to the point of absolute social discomfort. Also a person who exhibits severe creeper qualities.
The other night at a party, your friend was hiding in the shadows staring at girls being a complete lurkatron.
Lurkatron by goober916 May 19, 2009

lurkatory 

Having or characterized by lurking other people on social networking websites such as facebook, myspace or twitter.
"Whenever someone posts to my wall, I click to visit their profile, since I am lurkatory by nature."
lurkatory by keyone April 27, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026