Lurching

When one has smoked enough marijuana in a communal situation that they sit idly & forget they're holding the bowl rather than passing it to the next person. Similar to the term bogart, but in this case it's caused by being stoned enough to become forgetful rather than just being greedy or selfish; it also applies almost exclusively to bowls (& bongs) rather than to joints. Ironically, it typically takes the others in the room some time to realize someone is Lurching the bowl because they're all stoned enough to forget who's holding it too.

This term is not widely used, & has its origins in the Chicago suburbs in the late '80's.

Hey man, it's puff-puff-pass; quit Lurching the bowl!

by Doktor Schadenfreude February 6, 2010

Lurching

When you're on the verge of sleep but you're dumb ass body makes this abnormal and completely ridiculous twitch that you have no control over and it wakes you from your peacefulness and leaves you thinking 'goddammit' while you're friends look at you with stupid expressions on their faces and wonder why you're scowling in silence.
And then they laugh at you, the pricks.

Child 1: Hey what was that you were doing in your bed last night? Looked like someone tasered you.
Child 2: Lurching. It sucks.
Child 3:*Laughs* I'm gunna Urban Dictionary this shit!

by scarheadpotter July 9, 2011

Lurching

The process in which a female is performing oral sex on a male and he begins to ejaculate; she proceeds to lunge forward in an attempt to bypass the mouth and get a straight shot of semen to the esophagus.

"Jade's lurching skills are phenomenal. Didn't spill a drop."

by Ratch Ratch September 22, 2013

Lurching Around

The act of pursuing or hitting on females in an extremely sketchy or sleazy manner, usually while thoroughly inebriated. Telltale signs may include bad dancing, inappropriate touching, constant staring, rude comments, and standing over someone's bed and watching them sleep.

The party was good, but I felt really bad for some of the girls there, Adam was really lurching around all night.

by The Whitest Knight August 17, 2008

Lurching Balls

To make a complete ass of one's self, or to react in a way that is viewed as extreme or irrational.

It's alright guys, he's just lurching balls.

by Smelt captain of the west sea October 25, 2008

Lurching Hour

The time from 2am to 3am where the probability of being lurched is at its highest.

I was walking home from a party at 2:30, and I was afraid that the lurching hour was gonna get to me.

by www.BigLurch.com October 24, 2012

curb lurching

The act of hanging around licenced establishments at closing time hoping to pick up lonely individuals.

"Look at that curb lurcher over there!" or "'com on lads... lets go curb lurching!"

by Welki April 22, 2016