luque

When a man inserts large objects through his anus in search for self pleasure.

"I heard Daniel luqued himself too hard last night, he is currently in a comma."

by Aseioth January 28, 2014

Luque

Also known as Jose Carlos. Someone — THE someone cause he is unique — who is extremely friendly and handsome. He will always be there for you to cheer up your day and encourage you to achieve your goals. He will also make you laugh like anybody else cause his humor is pretty intelligent — like him — and slightly dark, which makes it even better. His parents are really proud of him since he is the best son you could ever ask for, someone sensible, honest, warm-hearted and reliable. Every friend or relative who has the immense luck to have Luque in their lives has frankly a treasure that should keep and save for the end of time.

— Luque is said by his friends to be a "broda", an "axioma de compadre", Zumalacarregui II, a "maniquí del Springfield" or an "abuelo".
— Some people could say that Luque has a rostro tricomado or a couple of tobillitos de cielo.
— Alberto said: "Luque es mi vasco de confianza y mi rojillo favorito".

by Mrs. Paranoias December 17, 2019

Luques

A different name for Lucas but is the sweetest and funniest person you'll ever know but deep down he needs help. Luques will be by your side and care for you but on the other hand when Luques is down nobody is there for him not even his own family.

You: omg Luques thank you for helping me, you are the best
Luques: Yeah, anytime

by BE MINE PLZ January 31, 2022

Gonzalo Luque

A fat cunt who is slow as shit in PE lessons and gets on read in snap

Did you see Gonzalo Luque?
Yeah hes taking a fat greasy shit in the bathroom

by Cheeeky monkey March 23, 2023