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When a man inserts large objects through his anus in search for self pleasure.
"I heard Daniel luqued himself too hard last night, he is currently in a comma."
luque by Aseioth January 29, 2014
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Also known as Jose Carlos. Someone — THE someone cause he is unique — who is extremely friendly and handsome. He will always be there for you to cheer up your day and encourage you to achieve your goals. He will also make you laugh like anybody else cause his humor is pretty intelligent — like him — and slightly dark, which makes it even better. His parents are really proud of him since he is the best son you could ever ask for, someone sensible, honest, warm-hearted and reliable. Every friend or relative who has the immense luck to have Luque in their lives has frankly a treasure that should keep and save for the end of time.
— Luque is said by his friends to be a "broda", an "axioma de compadre", Zumalacarregui II, a "maniquí del Springfield" or an "abuelo".
— Some people could say that Luque has a rostro tricomado or a couple of tobillitos de cielo.
— Alberto said: "Luque es mi vasco de confianza y mi rojillo favorito".
Luque by Mrs. Paranoias December 17, 2019
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Gonzalo Luque 

A fat cunt who is slow as shit in PE lessons and gets on read in snap
Did you see Gonzalo Luque?
Yeah hes taking a fat greasy shit in the bathroom
Gonzalo Luque by Cheeeky monkey March 23, 2023
Honest, caring, loving, Someone you can always depend on. Someone who is beautiful on the inside and out. She has good taste and class. motherly figure with good advice that you know you can always turn to.
Laqueta? Oh you mean that really pretty version of Mother Teresa?
Laqueta by JPaule February 5, 2010
Another word for: Fresh, Superfly, G'd up, Money, Pimpatastical, Fly and Dope.
Yo playa this new car is totally loqued out.
loqued by Loqued out playa 94 November 15, 2011
Yo, who dat?
Darrell, that's Laqueesha.
Dayum.
laqueesha by Jewel Starr January 11, 2014

Lequetta 

Pronounced: Luh-qu-e(short e)-tuh

Very friendly, Kind, Amazing person. Loves to have a good time. Great listener, and advice giver; Family and Friends mean the most, as well as the ability to get somewhere in life on her own. Doesn't give up easily.
Lequetta helped me with a problem.
Lequetta by KDG2010 October 22, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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