luque

When a man inserts large objects through his anus in search for self pleasure.

"I heard Daniel luqued himself too hard last night, he is currently in a comma."

by Aseioth January 29, 2014

Luque

Also known as Jose Carlos. Someone — THE someone cause he is unique — who is extremely friendly and handsome. He will always be there for you to cheer up your day and encourage you to achieve your goals. He will also make you laugh like anybody else cause his humor is pretty intelligent — like him — and slightly dark, which makes it even better. His parents are really proud of him since he is the best son you could ever ask for, someone sensible, honest, warm-hearted and reliable. Every friend or relative who has the immense luck to have Luque in their lives has frankly a treasure that should keep and save for the end of time.

— Luque is said by his friends to be a "broda", an "axioma de compadre", Zumalacarregui II, a "maniquí del Springfield" or an "abuelo".
— Some people could say that Luque has a rostro tricomado or a couple of tobillitos de cielo.
— Alberto said: "Luque es mi vasco de confianza y mi rojillo favorito".

by Mrs. Paranoias December 17, 2019

Gonzalo Luque

A fat cunt who is slow as shit in PE lessons and gets on read in snap

Did you see Gonzalo Luque?
Yeah hes taking a fat greasy shit in the bathroom

by Cheeeky monkey March 23, 2023

Laqueta

Honest, caring, loving, Someone you can always depend on. Someone who is beautiful on the inside and out. She has good taste and class. motherly figure with good advice that you know you can always turn to.

Laqueta? Oh you mean that really pretty version of Mother Teresa?

by JPaule February 5, 2010

loqued

Another word for: Fresh, Superfly, G'd up, Money, Pimpatastical, Fly and Dope.

Yo playa this new car is totally loqued out.

by Loqued out playa 94 November 15, 2011

laqueesha

Black ass girl

Yo, who dat?
Darrell, that's Laqueesha.
Dayum.

by Jewel Starr January 11, 2014

Lequetta

Pronounced: Luh-qu-e(short e)-tuh

Very friendly, Kind, Amazing person. Loves to have a good time. Great listener, and advice giver; Family and Friends mean the most, as well as the ability to get somewhere in life on her own. Doesn't give up easily.

Lequetta helped me with a problem.

by KDG2010 October 22, 2011