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lulav by Iced out chittars December 31, 2019
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Shake the lulav
For some Jews it means shaking a plant on the Jewish holiday of Succot for rain.
But for all Jews it is code for masturbating.
But for all Jews it is code for masturbating.
Person 1: Hey dude wanna chill later?
Person 2: Sorry bro it was a tough day at work. I think I'll just go home and shake the lulav.
Person 2: Sorry bro it was a tough day at work. I think I'll just go home and shake the lulav.
Shake the lulav by auebsk January 11, 2011
Llavero
Spanish for 'key chain' or 'key holder.' Means shot caller in prison or jail. The Llavero has the keys to the yard.
Ex. 1
"Koko decided one day to lock up. He was a Llavero, he ran the yard...When you lock up, they want you to give 'em something. They don't care what it is. Something no one else knows. He decided to give up all the fieros, the weapons on the yard. He left all the Southerners empty handed."
Stories Written by a Current Prisoner, "California Prison Flipped the Script," March 7, 2020
Ex. 2
Chino: Hey homey! I just touch downed at the compound! I need to get at the Llavero and show him my paperwork!
Gato (points): He's that dude: Comadreja.
Comadreja chows down on a drumstick and lets out a loud belch.
Chino: The fat dude with titties? What kind of program are you guys running?
Gato: Hey bro: You don't like it, go ring the bell in the program office!
Chino: No muthafucka! You and that fat fuck can go ring that fuckin' bell! I'm the Llavero from here on out! Get down and give me 1,300 burpees!
"Koko decided one day to lock up. He was a Llavero, he ran the yard...When you lock up, they want you to give 'em something. They don't care what it is. Something no one else knows. He decided to give up all the fieros, the weapons on the yard. He left all the Southerners empty handed."
Stories Written by a Current Prisoner, "California Prison Flipped the Script," March 7, 2020
Ex. 2
Chino: Hey homey! I just touch downed at the compound! I need to get at the Llavero and show him my paperwork!
Gato (points): He's that dude: Comadreja.
Comadreja chows down on a drumstick and lets out a loud belch.
Chino: The fat dude with titties? What kind of program are you guys running?
Gato: Hey bro: You don't like it, go ring the bell in the program office!
Chino: No muthafucka! You and that fat fuck can go ring that fuckin' bell! I'm the Llavero from here on out! Get down and give me 1,300 burpees!
lula
lula is an amazing girl who will always stick by your side, she loves to have a laugh and joke with you! if you ever meet a lula, consider yourself blessed as not many people have a lula in their lives. lula is a funny and caring girl, she will do anything to help you. she loves to hang with friends and family.
Lubaverse
A state of being not subject to the same laws of physics and norms of humanity as the actual universe. Specifically, the concept of time, as described by either the theory of Newton or Einstein, no longer applies. Increments of time are neither consistent nor measurable, and therefore, clocks and other time devices have no meaning. Human emotions, particularly those of men, also lose much of their meaning, as inhabitants of the Lubaverse are driven solely (and perhaps inexplicably) by the desire (need) to copulate with a particular individual.
The randomness of the Lubaverse is observed by the fact that Latinas are born in Belarus from Belarusian parents.
Lubaverse by Cambodian Travelers February 8, 2010
Lularoe
Basic uniform for a basic bitch. A favorite clothing staple for overweight white women wanting to feel young and fun that dont realize its a pyramid scheme preying on the vulnerable individual with no sense of style.
"Omg Becky, look at her butt!"
"I know, Sally! She has on her lularoes, girl! Let's get a pumpkin spice before booty bootcamp."
"I know, Sally! She has on her lularoes, girl! Let's get a pumpkin spice before booty bootcamp."
Lularoe by Erinwitdagoodhare January 5, 2018