lukes mom 

That fat prostitute, that i have sex with in space, while eating shredded cabbage, with extra mayo. Which is also my friend lukes mom.

While i was eating cabbage out of lukes moms naval, i slipped out of her vagina and stuck into her mouth.

lukes mom by Lukes moms lover November 9, 2012

Luke's Mom 

Luke's Mom - noun - 1. A female that fornicates with anyone for meager wages, a case of Old Milwaukee, or a carton of Newports. 2. Human receptacle of semen, urine, or the occasional fecal matter.

That bitch was totally a Luke's mom.

Luke's Mom by nw968 January 8, 2012

mom likes women 

when your father went to get the milk and ur mom found a hot woman...
ur mom likes women
perfect comeback to any ur mom jokes

guy1 : ur mom
guy2 (smart): ur mom likes women

mom likes women by chonky elbow July 3, 2022

A Luke Momento 

when you do something very stupid and retarded

“Hey wanna buy some candy?”
“Nah i used all the money on Fortnite new season”
“THATS A LUKE MOMENTO!”

A Luke Momento by Thatmonster8 June 11, 2021

Lukas Moment 

A "Lukas Moment" is when one acts as though they are the correct or dominant one in a conversation, only not to realize they are being a "Harley Moment"

Guy 1: Hey I swear you are wrong (with proof)

Guy 2: "Cap"

Guy 1: What a "Lukas Moment"

Lukas Moment by JustSomeRandomMan23 September 25, 2021

Luke Moment

A moment when you get so freaking annoyed with someone that you send them a multiple page letter/email/text message describing how much you've had to put up with them in the past, how they annoy you, and how you never want to talk to them again. Subtle insults are key. The difference between a Luke Moment and just totally ripping on someone is that you remain slightly nice with only subtle insults. Then the person replies and that's when you let it all loose.( :0 )

Sometimes, the friendship may restart a few days after the Luke Moment if the person "recieving" the Luke Moment is absolutely retarded.

The phrase "Luke Moment" was coined when a dude named Luke Kirstein sent 3 of these letters to the most annoying people on the planet Earth. Their names are withheld for security purposes :].

Harmony: *crying* The boy I liked just totally yelled at me on myspace! I'm so sad!

Megan: It's ok, he probably just had a "Luke Moment".

Luke Moment by Luke K. February 4, 2008

Lukas moment 

A chubby Asian that survived Hiroshima/Nagasaki and migrated. He then survived and escaped from Tiananmen Square with the Chinese on his tail and biked to the coast playing Pokémon go. He then swam all the way to Texas and nowadays likes his cousin and a girl named kaya. He doesn’t use protection and he is otherwise a very stereotypical Asian.

“Bro he plays piano and cello, and is cracked at chess and swimming?! That’s a Lukas Moment!”

Lukas moment by LulasFunny October 30, 2022