getting wrote on with a sharpie after passing out from a long night of drinking. variations include pooring water and/or ice on the victims lap, as well as the placing of string cheese on the victims lips to mimic felatio.
by therealdomingogarcia October 31, 2010
A Latin male with dark hair and eyes. He doesn’t Know how to dress, still the most honest and respectful guy. Usually difficult to understand and emotional at times. Stuck up at first, but if he opens up to you he's the best lover you'll find. Generally attracted to BOYS, and will always find a way to satisfy your cravings. Loves to tickle your toes. Awesome bro to be with and loves loves loves LETTUCE. A REAL human TURTLE. Loves taking long walks on the beach while holding your pocket. If you let a guy like this go, you've gotta go see a mental hospital for your stupidity!
by Big daddy Lu May 27, 2018