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luffting 

Luffting
la-ef-ting

adverb
1.
the act of being a belligerent menace whilst being inebriated.
Michael: Hey Lucy, did you seen Matt walk into the house with a street debris under his arm and a milk crate on his head?
Lucy: Yeah man, he was luffting big time.

Nick: Man i got so drunk last night, i was pacing behind the couch with a kitchen knife telling people to get out of my house. It was fucking awful, i was Luffting hard.
luffting by Retreat survivor January 6, 2014
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When one proceeds to chuckle while masturbating, this is formally referred to as luffing.
"Morning buddy you wouldn't believe how much i was luffing last night, it was a blast"
Luffing by ileftshadowfang February 23, 2021
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The heterosexual act of sneezing into another mans asshole while he is having intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position. This act is not followed by a "bless you" but by a "thank you"
I enjoy a good luffing, or I got luffed really good last night.
Luffing by Kriss123 September 6, 2013
To air a room after a night´s sleep
This morning i did the lufting of Alex´s bedroom
lufting by Moustilou November 15, 2013

lurfting 

to swing a tennis racquet at an airplane pillow; like pillows they give on an airplane that are not comfortable at all
"hey kim! shall we go lurfting later" said willis
"oh willis..ur such a little lurfter"
"i love to lurft..it really gets my aggression out after a long uncomfortable flight!"
lurfting by kim and willis December 28, 2007

luFFFing 

"Suffering from bandwidth choking or inconsistency"
IRC : (4:00:59 AM) <nick> left the room (quit: Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)).

Poor guy, he is luFFFing all over the place.
luFFFing by z0th August 8, 2008
When three or more guys are pirate drunk on rum and try to fuck a girl, but they can’t get hard.
My buddies and I got drunk drunk on rum and thought we’d be pirates and fuck a girl together. We drank to much rum and couldn’t get hard, our cocks were luffing like limp sails.
Luffing by The Ünit November 15, 2021
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