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luedde

The act of applying a thin layer of shit to a bald man's head, letting it dry, and removing it like car wax with the bald man's soiled underwear.
When walking into the barbershop I asked for the luedde.
by jengajoe November 19, 2010
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luedde too

Upon completion of receiving a luedde, the additional act or step, which includes the barber massaging the bald mans head with his testicles after they have been shaved, soaked in ice for at least 5 minutes, and then dipped in cocoa-butter to create the perfect bald mans shine.
Upon returning home from the office my wife noticed something different about me. She noticed a little extra jump in my step. She said, "you look great honey, did you happen to get the luedde too today?"
by jengajoe May 5, 2011
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Lee Luddeni

The only Lee Luddeni known to man, no other person has this name, if you search his name on facebook there is only one lee luddeni, this is the honest truth, its crazy
go to facebook/myspace.com and there is only one lee luddeni in the entire world
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Ludder

Name of the currency used in the NES game Deadly Towers.
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luedern

-to finish a task long before it is due
-to share solutions to problems
Good old Timmy is luedern Theo in the Ass.
by Boahr December 8, 2020
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LuddeKEmpire

It's the largest and most majestic empire among (us) all the empires. If you are not apart of this empire what are you even doing? Get a life and #LuddeKEmpire.
Wait, you aren't a part of LuddeKEmpire? What are you even doing?
by Ludde K June 20, 2021
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