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luedde too
Upon completion of receiving a luedde, the additional act or step, which includes the barber massaging the bald mans head with his testicles after they have been shaved, soaked in ice for at least 5 minutes, and then dipped in cocoa-butter to create the perfect bald mans shine.
Upon returning home from the office my wife noticed something different about me. She noticed a little extra jump in my step. She said, "you look great honey, did you happen to get the luedde too today?"
luedde too by jengajoe May 5, 2011
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Lee Luddeni
The only Lee Luddeni known to man, no other person has this name, if you search his name on facebook there is only one lee luddeni, this is the honest truth, its crazy
Lee Luddeni by DustyB October 13, 2012
Ludder
Ludder by Greg Stump October 13, 2008
LuddeKEmpire
It's the largest and most majestic empire among (us) all the empires. If you are not apart of this empire what are you even doing? Get a life and #LuddeKEmpire.
LuddeKEmpire by Ludde K June 20, 2021
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