The inventor of the ladder. In the
mid-1400's he discovered the use of vertically stacked beams that allowed humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of
rocks were used to get up to
high places.
After seeing his
friends struggle to reach a
high place with only a pile of rocks, Thomas Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin niggas been standing on rocks the whole
time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to ladder*