The inventor of the
ladder. In the
mid-1400's he discovered the
use of vertically stacked beams that allowed humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of rocks were used to get up to high places.
After seeing his
friends struggle to reach a high place with only a pile of rocks, Thomas
Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin niggas been standing on rocks the whole
time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to ladder*