The inventor of the
ladder. In the mid-1400's he discovered the use of vertically stacked beams that allowed
humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of
rocks were used to get up to high places.
After seeing his friends struggle to reach a high place with only a pile of rocks, Thomas
Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin niggas been standing on rocks the whole
time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to
ladder*