jengajoe's definitions

luedde

The act of applying a thin layer of shit to a bald man's head, letting it dry, and removing it like car wax with the bald man's soiled underwear.

When walking into the barbershop I asked for the luedde.

by jengajoe November 19, 2010

luedde too

Upon completion of receiving a luedde, the additional act or step, which includes the barber massaging the bald mans head with his testicles after they have been shaved, soaked in ice for at least 5 minutes, and then dipped in cocoa-butter to create the perfect bald mans shine.

Upon returning home from the office my wife noticed something different about me. She noticed a little extra jump in my step. She said, "you look great honey, did you happen to get the luedde too today?"

by jengajoe May 5, 2011