A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".

"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."

P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."

Count Lucio by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019

Lucero

Lucero is the brightest to all who look into her eyes. She has the warmest smile that keeps you coming back. She is never ending, deeper than the deepest ocean. She is an alpha female who wants to balance between alpha and beta. Life has not granted her that yet. She wants emotional security and a loyal mate. She gives more than humanly possible. If you can make her smile genuinely you will be hooked for life. You will only care and love her. If you screw her over you’ll never get another chance. She is direct and expects the same. She only wants the truth. Lie for any reason and you’ll miss out. When she loves, you’ll know it, don’t push her. She is the keeper of my soul. I know I’ll be hers forever. There is no turning away from her.
She provides the sunshine to live.

Lucero is my Lioness

Lucero by Federico Suave August 30, 2021

LaCroix's Law

LaCroix's Law states that as an internet discussion evolves, eventually someone that disagrees with a person will imply that the person watches Fox News and is therefore a moron. This person believes invoking LaCroix's Law "wins" the debate. (see Godwin's Law for a similar adage).

the internet poster Teabagger just invoked LaCroix's Law by posting that internet poster Joe SixPack is a moron and therefore must watch Fox News.

LaCroix's Law by Duke LaCroix June 18, 2014

Lucio101

A King, a god but first and foremost a lyricist, Lucio101 is easily the best musician who ever came out of germany. Fuck Beethoven or Mozart ain't nobody gone listen to they boring ass music, Lucio101 is the a finesser with 3.5 Grams in the GESA.

Chad: Yo whos the most relevant german musician?
Virgin: Idk prolly Mozart?
Chad: Tf up wit you? Ever heard sb say "yo put on some mozart" everybody listens to the King of Finessing Lucio101 now.

Lucio101 by xliquid March 7, 2022

Lucio

This man is literally good at every thing if you know a Lucio go ahead and just ask him out there’s no reason not to he is funny and handsome.

Hey do you know Lucio yeah the guy that is good at every thing

Lucio by Cooldude2421 July 22, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026