The best person you'll ever meet. Has a great sense of humor and is very popular especially amongst the ladies. EXTREMELY attractive, has a huge dick that everyone wants to suck off. Typically a gamer and an introvert. Good at math and a fuckboy of the highest order.
"I suck at talking to girls", "you're definitely not a luckyson"
"oh he has a huge dick", "yeah, probably he's a luckyson"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).