When someone picks through a mixed bag of any particular food item, and picks out their favorite of the bag... leaving all the undesired food items behind.
"Sara just lucky charmed that bih!! All that's left in the chex mix is the stupid pretzels!"
Lucky Charm is a man cumming on a tooth brush, and his "partner" will brush their teeth with it and not be able to brush their teeth again after few hours or so. Hopefully the man's cum makes you feel "lucky" if it does, you just got Lucky Charmed!
Someone that brings you luck in your life, wether it be winning the lottery or winning your heart by making you happy 25/8. Every time they are around you instantly are a better person and without them you would die...DIE. So they are a lucky charm because you won't die. Ta Da!
Without my person lucky charm I will be hit by a bus, fall down 3 flights of stairs and be decapitated :) & with my lucky charm I will be the happiest alive person in the world <3
The act of receiving oral sex while eating a bowl of lucky charms. Male/female assumes his/her position under the table while the recipient enjoys a nice wholesome breakfast.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.