LTMS 

Laughing To Myself Silently. Because who is really "laughing out loud" when they type LOL?

You: i fell into a bush earlier

Me: ltms

LTMS by mmmm3 April 26, 2009

LTMS 

When something is funny, but isn't so funny that you LOL you LTMS (laughing to myself)

Rachel's joke made me LTMS.

LTMS by Beam me up Scotty March 24, 2011

ltms 

acronym for laugh to myself...for you guys who are tired of "lol" and wanna join the boycott adopt LTMS the chix dig it.

yo that pickle looks like a dong with herpes...
LTMS!

ltms by Lukas Rams June 11, 2006

ltms 

Laughing to myself. The politically correct replacement for the often mindlessly used "lol." Saying ltms the same way lol is used 99% of the time leaves room for a meaningful usage of the historical phrase made popular in AOL chat rooms.

I have no idea ltms

ltms idk

Why are you doing this ltms

ltms by blackunicorn123 June 10, 2024

LTMSA 

Stands for: Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.

LTMSA by Super Steve Bishop January 20, 2008

LTMSH 

Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt.

Person 1: *Randomly says something ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS*
Person 2: HAHAHAHAHAHA LTMSH!!!!

LTMSH by fhk x3 May 23, 2016

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) 

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) by Super Steve Bishop January 18, 2008