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A lazy morning shag! This generally takes place early morning and before the brushing of teeth! One partner (usually the woman) lies on their side while reading/ playing games on their phone while the other does all the work from behind!
Hey Hamish! I had a lamshag this morning - managed to get through 3 articles in Woman’s Weekly!
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LTMSH lumsh Lamshag Limshenuev Limshinpumph lmsh Lmshao ltmashoo ltmrh LTMSA
Stands for: Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.
Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.
LTMSA by Super Steve Bishop January 20, 2008

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) 

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.
Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.
Acronym for Laugh Until My Stomach Hurt
Heather: "LUMSH!!! Did you see that video about the cop who called 911 after OD-ing on pot brownies with his wife?!? HA!!"

or

Heather: "Dude, that video about the cop who called 911 after OD-ing on pot brownies with his wife made me LUMSH!!!!"
LUMSH by cosmicgirl76 October 13, 2009
Laughing To Myself Silently. Because who is really "laughing out loud" when they type LOL?
You: i fell into a bush earlier

Me: ltms
LTMS by mmmm3 April 26, 2009
laugh to my self quietly
person a : *bad pun*
person b : lol
person a : ltmsq