lozaw 

the sexiest family who has ever lived on this entire earth.

dang son, there goes one of those lozaw's.

lozaw by ohdanggalyssa October 9, 2008

Alfredo Loza 

A name "usually" given to a spicy ass Hispanic boy. Most likely has huge ass biceps with sculpted abs and leg muscles. A defined symmetrical face sculpted by God himself. All the girls of all ages drools endlessly over an Alfredo. Even if he was to shave his luscious hair or ruin his perfectly golden tanned skin he'd nevertheless steal the girls. He may seem like a fuckboy/player but he is a total sweetheart with a killer smile that could never be faked. He smiles with every single possible muscle of his cheeks which shape his eyes into alluring crescents. If you are special enough to be his acquaintance you are indeed a lucky person. He is most definitely a humorous charmer who attracts all genders. Add two handfuls of intelligence, mix it with generosity, shake it up with compassion, stir well with sportsmanship, drop some friendliness, don't forget the confidence, combined with excess sexiness makes an Alfredo. His style and walk cannot be compared. As soon as he enters a room all eyes are on him. The fight between his personality and mouthwatering appearance can't ever be concluded as it can't be decided which is the more attractive quality. His parents must feel accomplished and must receive massive amounts of praises for their outcome. Once you grab hold of an Alfredo don't ever let go...you probably wouldn't let go anyways because he's fucking Alfredo. Lastly, he's beyond boyfriend material. Boys please don't be jealous, we're all simply just thirsty for pasta.

1) Girl 1: "Dayummm who's that boy?"
Girl 2: "Fuck me! That's Alfredo fucking Loza!"
Boy H: "Holy shit! I give him 10 out of 10!"

2) "The one and only, the sexy Alfredo Loza!"

3) Person 1: "Please help me! I am in need of an oxygen mask!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Alfredo Loza of course!"

4) "I need holy water to clense my inappropriate thoughts of Alfredo!"

5) Can Alfredo please be an asshole for once in his life? For the sake of the female kind."

6) "I'd like to thank Alfredo's parents for their work."

Alfredo Loza by Hazmeen November 7, 2018

Lozano 

Sexy, Romantic, Hot, Gorgeous, Beautiful, Heart Made of Angel's Love, Funny, Caring, Outgoing, Great Personality, Easy Going.

Every one in the Lozano family are amazing. Get to know one and they will change your life.

Lozano by Defining Realness January 1, 2012

Legendary Lozano

1. The most amazing thing you can imagine to the power of infinity
2. The only one that can kill chuck norris

"Legendary Lozano just defeated Chuck norris in china"
"WHAT!?!!!11one NO WAY!"
"FROM HOUSTON!"
"ZOMG! OUR SAVIOR"

Legendary Lozano by Legendary Lozano December 17, 2008

Pulling a Loza 

When you ghost someone for no reason

Friend: Bro where your home at?
Me: mf is Pulling a Loza

Pulling a Loza by Anfilozabot June 2, 2022

Lozano 

the act of bailing out on a prior engagement involving friends which was initially organized by you; this heinous act is usually conducted without informing such friends

Nate: Hey, where the hell is David?! He told me to meet him here over an hour ago.

Trace: I tried calling him but I got no answer. I don't think he's showing up.

Nate: That asshole just pulled a "Lozano"!!

Lozano by Jeebus123 September 7, 2016

Lozada 

A sexy guy with a sexy face and sexy body. He's everything a girl could wish for. Smart, funny, handsome. Everyone wants to be apart of the Lozada family.

Damn, I wish I was a Lozada he gets all the girls

Lozada by ShimmyShimmyCakeCake January 1, 2014