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lithuanian love puddle 

The Lithuanian Love Puddle is where you have sex with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!
Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!

love puddle 

when jizz/semen is "spilt" on the floor
oh man i gotta go and hurry up i left a huge love puddle downstairs lastnight
love puddle by kevin barry May 13, 2006

Love puddle 

The saturated wet spot on the mattress after making love.
I had to lay in the love puddle while we cuddled after sex.

We left a huge love puddle on the bed and went to shower.
Love puddle by Andee Vaccum March 16, 2021

lovuddle 

When you make love to your partner after cuddling session.
I wanna lovuddle with you baby ;)
lovuddle by masterpapi October 24, 2017

love puddle 

Popular band from Eden, NY whose first album, They(They're) From Here, was released May 2007
Love Puddle's innovative mix of reggae rhythm and jamming rock is refreshing
love puddle by tookahunga January 14, 2008

Love Puddle 

After delivering anal sex to a man or woman, you perform the Love Puddle by climaxing in the recievers rear end. After this, the said man or woman with cum in their anus, spreads their cheeks and lets it leak onto any hard flooring. (linoleum, hardwood, cement, ect...) The resedue of ejactulate is known as, the Love Puddle.
I had stumbled upon a puddle of semen and knew immediately, It was a Love Puddle.