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Lovelocked 

Being so in love with someone, it’s hard to let them go. No matter what they do, you are head over heals for them.
“You do realize that he cheated on you.. right?”

“I don’t care! He has me lovelocked!”
Lovelocked by TexasDally January 10, 2018
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Lovelaced 

Male who is suckered in by a female giving her any and everything he has for little to nothing in return.
Don done went and got Lovelaced by Lady H. Chick done took and sold his truck, guns, and even his lawnmower. Hell he never even seen a titty to top it off.
Lovelaced by BdG33 December 5, 2017

LOVEFUCKED 

Being caught off guard by realizing how much you love sumone
Dude i was totally kicking john cenas ass on smackdown vs. raw 08 when Britney Spears Walked into the room an LOVEFUCKED Me causing me to lose
LOVEFUCKED by brandon ennis February 4, 2009

lovelock 

"sprung" ; the act of being in love with someone so much that you wouldn't cheat on them ; faithfulness.
"omg tina guess what?!"

"what?!"

"jimmy has me lovelocked!"

"awww yay!"
lovelock by fashionista barbie March 30, 2010

lovesocket 

A lovesocket is exactly what it sounds like, a socket for you too put your love into. Most notably a woman’s vagina. See also:

1. vagina
2. pussy
Hey Sarah, how would you like me to put my dingus in your lovesocket tonight?

Sure Justin, but could you make sure it doesn’t go off before you get it in there this time?
lovesocket by GymDave October 29, 2018

Lovelaced 

Another term for deep throat. Linda Lovelace was the classic porn star from either the late 70's or early 80's who starred in Deep Throat.
I got lovelaced by that bitch.
Lovelaced by jjboy February 20, 2005

colonel lovelock 

A bunch of lightly coloured pubes all sitting together in the urinal
colonel lovelock is on gaurd today

after seeing a whole bunch of freshly scratched blond or ginger pubes in the toilet
colonel lovelock by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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