Someone who excells in the art of 'Lovelocking' paperwork, basically constantly looses important paperwork/important objects, espescially just before they are needed.

Have you got that sheet with the serial numbers on it for this kit John?
*10 mins later after evryone in the office is looking for it*
You've Fucking lovelocked it ain't you John.

Lovelock by Hugh Janus September 8, 2004

Lovelock

a chubby brown haired school kid who dyes there hair blonde. Is also incredibly camp

lovelock i hate you

Lovelock by lovelockismassive October 3, 2017

Lovelock

**Lovelock** (noun): A situation where two people like each other so intensely that they become unable to communicate effectively. Despite being able to converse easily with anyone else, the fear of rejection causes them to freeze and become mute when interacting with each other.

"Luca and Kelsey had such a strong lovelock that their conversations tragically never made it past small talk."

Or

Neither could see they mirrored each other, confused by a strong connection always pulling them back together - before both pulling back due to lovelock confusion. Often happens time and time again because neither understands they have been in lovelock since they very first met.

Lovelock by Diamontes October 16, 2024

Lovelock Syndrome

Lovelock syndrome is a fictional illness for a person stuck feeling a strong amount of love or infatuation for a person/thing for a long period of time and can't seem to move on from the emotion

Person 1: I can't get this person out my head, Im just in love

Person 2: might be lovelock syndrome

Lovelock Syndrome by popcornhatingcat January 5, 2023

colonel lovelock

A bunch of lightly coloured pubes all sitting together in the urinal

colonel lovelock is on gaurd today

after seeing a whole bunch of freshly scratched blond or ginger pubes in the toilet

colonel lovelock by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026