lovegel

the act of cumming in a girls hair in the morning for styling purposes. if she is willing to leave it in all day, she really loves you.

w-what is that in becky's hair? is, is that lovegel?
nasty bitch.

by somethingaboutcari October 12, 2010

Lovewell

Once considered the most honorable class of love-makers in all the land, members regarded for both instinctive and learned traits. Only existing Lovewell's today are the few that still carry the name. All Lovewell's being naturally incredible due to impeccable genetics, are characteristically desired as husbands and wives, never to each other of couse, that's disgusting. One must be careful however to capitalize correctly, as addressing one as a lovewell is exclusively insulting. (Verbal address assumes capitalization of L unless otherwise noted.)

Troy: Damn Wanda, all you rich beautiful women seem to want is a Lovewell.

Wanda: That's true, all us rich beautiful women want is a Lovewell.

by Dr. Beatiful Woman September 14, 2005

Lovewell

Once considered the most honorable class of love-makers in all the land, members regarded for both instinctive and learned traits. Only existing Lovewell's today are the few that still carry the name. All Lovewell's being naturally incredible due to impeccable genetics, are characteristically desired as husbands and wives, never to each other of couse, that's disgusting. One must be careful however to capitalize correctly, as addressing one as a lovewell is exclusively insulting. (Verbal address assumes capitalization of L unless otherwise noted.)

Troy: Damn Wanda, all you rich beautiful women seem to want is a Lovewell.

Wanda: That's true, all us rich beautiful women want is a Lovewell.

by Dr. Heather August 24, 2005

loveglove

A condom used with promiscuous intent

Holy shit man, you shouldn't be fucking that girl without a loveglove!!! You KNOW how much she hates that.

by Avinash & Dustin November 3, 2005

loveglove

A textured silicon glove, designed specifically for male self-pleasuring. Optional grip pads available for alternate sensations.

Rupert, what have you been doing? - you look exhausted?

Rupert N: I have been testing the loveglove (C) - my latest invention. Coupled with a vibrating butt-plug it can arouse you to peaks that were not previously thought possible. 9 out of 10 owners said that their cats preferred it.

by Gordon Brown October 29, 2007

lovemelovemesaythatyoulovemefoolmefoolmeohhowyoudome

Was the craze back in 2018

Young Justin beaver - no that was not accidental btw - ps I am obviously bored

Lovemelovemesaythatyoulovemefoolmefoolmeohhowyoudome -

by That one random November 4, 2020

lovewell

The biggest gaylord u'll ever see

I am the gaylord lovewell

by Mr Goforth May 17, 2004