Urban Dictionary: love glove

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love glove

see condom

"Use a love glove man."

by SLOGAN December 06, 2002

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Love Glove

a condom

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love glove is a term meaning condom used when in a situation where you want to cut chances of tension by using a sillier version.

(At Work) Hey, Chad, I don't think your wife can take another birth. Next time, use a love glove!

(At School) Is Mr. Davis leaving because he didn't use a love glove?

(To One night stander) Like I am going to believe you are born ammune to diseases!! Get a love glove!

(before making love) I'm on the pill but use a love glove anyway.

by Delannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 28, 2008

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loveglove

A condom used with promiscuous intent

Holy shit man, you shouldn't be fucking that girl without a loveglove!!! You KNOW how much she hates that.

by Avinash & Dustin November 02, 2005

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loveglove

A textured silicon glove, designed specifically for male self-pleasuring. Optional grip pads available for alternate sensations.

Rupert, what have you been doing? - you look exhausted?

Rupert N: I have been testing the loveglove (C) - my latest invention. Coupled with a vibrating butt-plug it can arouse you to peaks that were not previously thought possible. 9 out of 10 owners said that their cats preferred it.

by Gordon Brown October 14, 2007