louisim

The badass religion where there is no fuckwittery and you only use Ariel size 10, we all follow the grail of Louis.

Also available for weddings

Ah I can't eat meat due to my religion

Oh well I believe in Louis I'm so I'm basically a god

Louisim: the state of being better than everyone else

by Connie's a bitch October 1, 2020

Louisiana Leopard Frog

The act of having your balls sucked from behind and then farting on the face of the person sucking them.

Did you hear Ol' Eli isn't with that girl no more? Heard he gave her a Louisiana leopard frog and she smacked him cross town.

by Elgrandedingdong October 30, 2013

Louisiana swamp melon

A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast

A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad

Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons

by JHolt1300 November 13, 2020

louisiexan

Someone who is from both Texas and Louisiana

You know Storm? She’s Louisiexan!

by Tormenta December 11, 2020

Louisiana Cumcake

The act of making cupcakes with cum and feeding them unexpectedly to a room of children.

I am going to feed Louisiana Cumcakes to my kindergarten class tomorrow.

by SwissCheese86 February 19, 2022

Louisiana Locomotive

When a man wears a strap-on facing behind him and fucks two girls simultaneously. One with his dick, and the other with the strap-on. The term originates from the motion in which the man is moving back in forth like a locomotive.

Me and wife decided to explore our sexuality when we called over our next-door neighbor to do a Louisiana Locomotive.

by BWeezyAflo April 7, 2011

louisiana truck pull

A competition involving two individuals that includes a double-headed dildo. Each competitor slides a side of the dildo into their anal cavity and clench their cheeks. Then, while making truck noises, the competitors attempt to pull the dildo out of their rivals butt. Legal movements include: thrusting, jumping, and shaking. In order to successfully win the pull you must retain possession while taking it out of your rival.

Me and Tucker had some beef, so we decided to settle it in a Louisiana Truck Pull

by Noah and Mitchell July 20, 2017