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A Welland, Ontario version of the word 'loser'. Defined on Memes of Welland by a spelling mistake when someone called one of the administrators a 'loser' for posting real news, but spelled it 'louser'.
This page is terrible and it should be taken down. You are a LOUSER.
louser by wellandmemes October 22, 2019
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Irish, particularly Dublin, slang that means someone who ruins things, or just a general bollix.
He loused that up!
He's a feckin' louser!
louser by fromireland October 29, 2007
Used to describe someone who causes a team to lose while playing a game. Someone who you can never win a game with no matter how hard you carry.
Person I: I can’t believe you made us lose that round Karen.. you’re literally the worst. You better have been trolling and not an actual louser.
Louser by coolerthanrat2and3 April 21, 2019
A person who, on Microsoft Network (MSN, although most of you bleary-eyed monitor-staring adolescents already know that) repeats the phrase "lol" after every sentence. This word comes from the words "lol" and "abuser." The person usually has no sense of humour and is looking for an inside joke to display as their name, but may be half asleep while aty the computer and using lol as an automatic reflex. Some suspect that human beings were born with the natural instict of responding "lol" to comments (though the theory is not supported by anyone other than, um, me.)
Person 1: i'm back, i just had to go eat dinner.
Lobuser: lol
lobuser by Ilana July 29, 2008
The sexual act of making female personel extract large amounts of vaginal fluid to soak the partner and surrounding area.
Dude, she Loubered on top sending a super soaker tidal wave of her pune juice crashing over me.
Louber by jaytee =D March 13, 2010
A dirty, slippery person with very bad hygiene; An individual with extremely long nails and a constantly wet exterior ; One who supplies lube in situations where lube is needed

syn. A Lubricator; slippery, wet, oily person; dirty
Hey baby, i can't get in smoothly; call the louber!
Why the hell is it so slippery here? Ohh, The louber must have passed by here recently.
Ew, the louber is approaching
Look at that louber, he just slipped right through the door.
Louber by thenumber22 June 29, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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