A Welland, Ontario version of the word 'loser'. Defined on Memes of Welland by a spelling mistake when someone called one of the administrators a 'loser' for posting real news, but spelled it 'louser'.
A person who, on Microsoft Network (MSN, although most of you bleary-eyed monitor-staring adolescents already know that) repeats the phrase "lol" after every sentence. This word comes from the words "lol" and "abuser." The person usually has no sense of humour and is looking for an inside joke to display as their name, but may be half asleep while aty the computer and using lol as an automatic reflex. Some suspect that human beings were born with the natural instict of responding "lol" to comments (though the theory is not supported by anyone other than, um, me.)
A dirty, slippery person with very bad hygiene; An individual with extremely long nails and a constantly wet exterior ; One who supplies lube in situations where lube is needed
syn. A Lubricator; slippery, wet, oily person; dirty
Hey baby, i can't get in smoothly; call the louber!
Why the hell is it so slippery here? Ohh, The louber must have passed by here recently.
Ew, the louber is approaching
Look at that louber, he just slipped right through the door.