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Totally shit-faced, or drunk off your ass.
"Isn't it a little early for them to be getting as loused as they are?"

"Wow, I was totally loused last weekend!"
Loused by danish89 December 20, 2009
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De-Loused in the Comatorium 

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.
De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.
De-Loused in the Comatorium by RoxJ September 29, 2008

Losedows 

An Inoperative System invented by Macrosuck for the sole purpose of taking over the universe. The only thing it does well is display the Blue Screen of Death and form a breeding ground for viruses.

See also Internet Exploded.
You can't WIN if you use LOSEdows.
Losedows by Erdling July 9, 2004

Mont-Louied 

Crushing up a pill(Vicodin, Molly etc...) and putting in a damp paper towel. Than inserting paper towel into ones anus.
Oh shit I'm all fucked up! I Mont-Louied a molly 20 minutes ago and its got me feeling some type a way!
Mont-Louied by noyc2013 October 26, 2013
A Welland, Ontario version of the word 'loser'. Defined on Memes of Welland by a spelling mistake when someone called one of the administrators a 'loser' for posting real news, but spelled it 'louser'.
This page is terrible and it should be taken down. You are a LOUSER.
louser by wellandmemes October 22, 2019
Lou sexual is where you're only interested in Louis tomlinson.
"Im Lousexual"

Harry: "im Lousexual!"
Lousexual by simpforlouistomlinson November 24, 2020

Spouse Louse

When a non-famous person shows up at an Awards Ceremony, leaching off their spouse's fame.
"Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker's husband at the Oscars?"
"No, but I saw a donkey in a dress with some dude."
"Yeah, that's them. Her boy's such a spouse louse!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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