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posemobile 

Tastelessly modified car intended to impress; car or truck masquerading as police car, ambulance, or other emergency vehicle.
Look at the phony lights on that posemobile.
posemobile by Reinold February 17, 2006
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noobmobile

1. On the PC-based YS Flight Simulator; any ficticious player-controlled addon that is often used by n00bs on servers to win a dogfight or destroy people and other objects on the ground or water. Also known as a cheatplane.

Noobmobiles are easily countered with spawn killing, Admin Aircraft, the Ban User command, an equally powerful cheatplane, or a "Free Fire" call.

2. On the Battlefield Series; Helicopters, Tanks, and Artillery guns which n00bs team kill for in order to boost their K/D ratio or get more points.

3. Any vehicle in any game that is not normally used by veteran players, but used by n00bs to go score whoring or to attempt to pwn a more experienced player.
Server Owner: Hey, douchewad, get out of the noobmobile and into something real, like an F-14.

n00b: I w1ll r4p3 j00 all w1th mah Hyperflanker!!

Server Owner: *Ban Hammer*

Other Users: lol n00b noodle.

noncemobile 

a car driven by a paedophile (often a white van)
"OH SHIT A NONCEMOBILE!"
noncemobile by NOT LIKE US November 9, 2020

losemobile 

What you drive when you're losing.
A: What do you have?
B: Two pair, you?
A: I just signed the lease on my losemobile and I'm losing all over the place, that's what I have.

Noncemobile 

A car commonly driven by pedophiles and downright wronguns.

Commonly seen to be corsas, white vans and Citroen Picasso's.
"Oi look there goes davo in his noncemobile"
"Yeah look there's a 15 year old girl in the back I guess they're off to maccies"

"That's if his Corsa doesn't blow up first"
Noncemobile by Your dad's cereal bar November 16, 2020