lorty

When you are so excited to watch Lord of the Rings you end up cumming in your belly HARD.

"Wow Daniel, that was neat I just had a lorty, I am so happy."

lorty by lortyGOD December 6, 2017

Lory 

Loyal, caring, creative. Always the best listener she will always give you sound advice, but has often been guilty of not taking her own good advice. Not quick to trust or open up to new people, but once she let's you into her heart, you will always have a place there provided you don't screw it up. Loves to laugh even though stress rules her life. She loves to love and be loved in return. She always tries to be nice, but you will find yourself out of her good graces if you just assume her name is spelled "Laurie" or some other variation.

WOW! Lory is so nice.

Until u piss her off

Lory by wagchinyu November 20, 2018

Maltby lorry 

A good place to hide an illicit traffic cone. Therefore this is the most hated vehicle of little fat security guards who think they're the most important people in the world.

Why is Pork Scotch looking more miserable than usual?

He's just seen a Maltby lorry go past. Those things always give him nightmares.

Maltby lorry by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009

lordy 

Polite and shorter way of saying "Oh my dear God!" without implying direct begging of the Man above. Coined by Ladholyman from #srvanime @ irc.rizon.net.

"Lordy!" screamed {rR}cv1per4 as he was shot multiple times in the chest, resulting in a very bloody death, by teammate {rR}Ladholyman's M5 Pump Shotgun.

lordy by Ladholyman April 25, 2005

Lorny 

(lor-nee)

adjective

1) a state of mind or time of life where both horniness and loneliness are present, interdependently influencing one another, inflicting strong emotions, and fueling spontaneous, irrational decisions (made dramatically stronger by consumption of alcohol)

2) a sickness that befalls humans during cuddle season (aprox. November through March)

His decision to sleep with her was influenced more by his lorny state than by any real attraction to her.

"Babe, I'm so lorny."

Lorny by lKub December 4, 2013

Loryn 

a beautiful person inside and out,
always there for her friends,
always put other people before herself,
makes stupid desicions but you love her anyway,
the most amazing girl anyone could ever meet,
I love you and always will :)

loryn

Loryn by khjhgdfrhrtghik January 2, 2012

Lorayne 

Is bright, wonderful and sweet, wants to spread love, and will help make sense of this confusing world

I'm throwing an amazing party.. I should call Lorayne

Lorayne by baneraze February 3, 2010