lord farquade

name u give someone when they are short, have a bob, cheater, liar, and manipulator. use it on wanna be studs.

yo that bitch is lord farquade

by iclockthattea June 3, 2025

Lord Farquad

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba

Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

by Thiccc Giraffe Necc May 16, 2018

Lord Farquad

A VERY short man in the hit-movie Shrek, who plays the villainous villain of all possible villainy.

Person 1: Wow, I just love the hit-movie "Shrek".
Person 2: Yes, me as well. My favorite character is the zesty Lord Farquad

by xNightxSkyeX October 23, 2018

shrek x lord farquad

The sexiest couple in the city

man shrek x lord farquad is cool

by reeet101 October 16, 2019

Lord Farquad

The short king from Shrek that tries to steal and marry Fiona but ultimately fails.

Lord Farquad makes a great meme.

by Elvis Twister Penis November 26, 2018

Lord Farquad

Our lord and savior Lord Farquad an almighty being beyond mortal comprehension. He destroyed shaggy in a duel which created the big bang.

Stranger: Hello, are you a follower of Lord Farquad?
Yippy: Oh yes I'm actually his pupil.

by Yippy the fox February 5, 2021

Lord farquadd

A person that is short as shit, a hoe, is flat af, and thinks people give 2-fucks.

Person 1: look at that nigga, lookin like snow whites Eighth dwarf

Person 2: Lord Farquadd Lookin Ass, BOI!

by BigDickDaddyTheKing May 29, 2016