When one is so hungry that they accidentally vacuum up the entire school cafeteria, and the sound "loooooonch" is produced. Only high-level beings can accomplish full loonchage.

"LOOOOOOOOOOONCH"
"BRO WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE, HES GONNA LOONCH UP EVERY THING"
"LOOOOOOOOOONCH"
"NOOOOOO, TYRONDRE GOT LOONCHED"
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOONCH"

Loonch by ThePreezyOfTheUnitedSteezy May 21, 2019

Related Words

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loonus

A cross-breed between a loon and a doofus.

Quit being a loonus and grow a brain.
That horrible idea is pure loonacy.

loonus by fritzoschitzo June 10, 2010

Loonah

Loonah describes someone who is somewhat on the edge of a breakdown. This can also be used to name the person as such. The person usually screams that they want bread or lead. The word "Loonah" is also a common spelling error of "Cloonah" or "Loony". The person will often suffer emotional outbursts or strange intertwining of fingers.

(Loonah): I want bread!!! I want lead!!
Person T: Whoops, looks like we got another "loonah"

~~

Person P: Dude, have you seen that guy who is faaaaaaaacked?
Person B: The guy is loonah.

~~

(Loonah): Let's get serious..
Persons T,P,B: What sort of line? A pipeline?

Loonah by emmarhoids May 6, 2010

loosuh

also known as "loser." this is the slang inet version of it. this version is on a slightly more intensed level than its counterpart, "loser."

"Son, why you stay acting like a big ass loosuh?"

loosuh by _Los April 2, 2007

Loonghi Boy

To be of high class, good looking and have swagger. Only used to described males.

Loonghis are a middle eastern piece of clothing only used by upper class males. The term 'Loonghi Boy' was derived from this.

Fiona: hey its fiona, are you with raj?
Raj's friend: what are you his girlfriend?
Fiona: yes
Raj's friend: no way you could be dating that loonghi boy.

Girl 1: oh man i had just had wild sex with this hottie last night
Girl 2: was he really that hot?
Girl 1: he may as well be a loonghi boy

Guy 1: Man i wish i was loonghi boy material
Guy 2: Me too guy 1, me too.

Loonghi Boy by pat yuleh June 7, 2009

loonux

New operating system/game for sad wankers with no lives.

loonux by egnothagen chibbis July 25, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026