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Do I look fat?
Do I look fat? by sit-yo-fat-ass-down June 15, 2018
Do I look fat in this dress?
The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.
Do I look fat in this dress? by Miss Stevie December 29, 2003
Does this make me look fat?
Girl asking her boyfriend/husband if he likes her looks. No right answer can possibly come of this. Usually followed by screaming or noise as hand/fist/foot connects with husband/boyfriend's body part.
Does this make me look fat? by Tettster October 29, 2003
I said, you look fat in those pants!
An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.
Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"
Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"
Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"
I said, you look fat in those pants! by What the ? February 25, 2006
Do I look fat in this dress?
Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.
Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...
Do I look fat in this dress? by Nick D February 10, 2003
does this shirt make me look fat
does this shirt make me look fat by mike lemon May 3, 2009
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