someturkey's definitions

Liam Hall

the hottest man on the planet

damn Liam Hall is sooooo fucking hot

by someturkey September 9, 2021

look fat

cmon fat look fat cmon man we gotta do some push-ups

joe biden: look fat, cmon you gotta do some push-ups with me

by someturkey September 14, 2021

msushi

the shortest speedrunner of all time, known for his alarming ability to consistently get 2nd place

person 1: have you seen the new msushi video?!
person 2: yeah the one on the container ride wr history?

by someturkey July 11, 2023