The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.
by Miss Stevie December 30, 2004
Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.
Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...
by Nick D February 10, 2003
If she looks fat, tell her she looks fuckin fat. Don't lie just to get sex. If that bitch is fat, then dump her and go for something hotter
Bitch: "Do I look fat in this dress"

you: "yes baby you do, you so fuckin fat come give me a blow job or else I'm gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!"
by Johnny445 August 30, 2010
Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.
Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.
by GSPSlats January 10, 2014
ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no
Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...
by CumSlayer March 1, 2022