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loogite

A derogatory term for an ugly mother-effer who is often profoundly moist (ex. prespires immensly, slobbers, drools)
Originating from the term "loogie", a "loogite" may be someone who hucks a lot of loogies (spits a lot)
Although mainly used in negative context, loogite may be used as a complimentary word; depending on context and well, preference.
Girl: "I feel like I'm drowning when I kiss you. You're such a loogite."

Boy: "That dude in our gym class is such a loogite, dibs out defending him in ball!"
by Janey Doeee May 13, 2013
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hawking a loogie

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie
When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).
by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019
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Crack Whore Loogie

An act of oral/nasal sex. The man jizzes on a flat mirror and girl uses a razor-blade to make lines out of it. She then snorts it up her nose, hocks it back, and spits it out.

variation- Crack Whore Snowball - same actions as before, but the girl spits it back into the dudes mouth
Lisa's low on tissues. Must be busy giving crack whore loogies.
by Viking Phlegm January 7, 2009
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penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom
The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom
by connorsji May 8, 2008
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Loogie Paradox

The Loogie Paradox, also known as the Spit Catch 22, refers to a phenomenon of hocking a loogie in another's mouth and while the other returns the favor.
Guy 1: Bro, I just spit in my girlfriend mouth and she spit back
Guy 2: That sounds a lot like the Loogie Paradox
by Launix4eva September 16, 2021
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logitech

A computer speaker/keyboard/mouse/cam/gaming products manufacturer with great quality.
I got this awesome new logitech mouse.
by Amer August 2, 2003
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Barstow Loogie

When you are at a bachelor's party or some event with strippers.... and when playing "Feed The Kitty", the dancer squats over your face to pick up a $10 (or you remove a red vine from her pussy) she appears to be excited and drops "excitement' on your face.

The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!
A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.

Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.

While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.

He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!
by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011
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