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A very cute boy who is often playing basketball or football. He seems nice but when you express your feeling a Lonsley might not take it too well. He will get weirded out very quickly but also has many friends. He is hard to get and all the girls are after him.
Hi Lonsley, here take my dollar I don't want it.
I don't want it!
lonsley by Cocotipinananana11 March 12, 2016
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Lonely means, someone who is alone most of the time. People who are Lonely have no friends. Someone like me, I am lonely, with no friend. People who are Lonely, are nobody.

(Pls like this so I can get a friend.)
LONLEY

I am so Lonely. Can you hang out with me?
LONLEY by MochiYT🍵✨ January 8, 2021
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(n.) An amazingly talented individual. One who is an ispiration to young adults. This Linsley is also very unique and has an outstanding sense of humor. Her personality runs wild, along with her creativity. As I had mentioned before, she is very talented.. to spring off of that, she is very strong in subjects such as language arts and choreography, therefore it is normal to see her in the yearbook staff and the schools cheerleading team. She is very kind and never careless. Her beauty shines brighter than the morning sun. You should meet one in your lifetime, because if you haven't already, you're missing out. And remember- the things that are least common to find are the thing we treasure the most in life.
Dude 1: "Wow, that Linsley is everything I had imagined her to be."
Dude 2: "and more.. so, keep her. It's not common to find one."
Dude 1: "You bet your ass i'm keeping her. I'm going to marry her one day!"
Linsley by LinsleyRachelle May 8, 2010
Linsley is amazingly retarded, she loves cartoons. Skinny and short with black/brown hair. She is extremely anxious and stupid. But everyone loves her
1: is that linsley?
2: yeah, that whore
Linsley by FluffyChan October 12, 2019
The worst feeling in the world. Can be caused by being rejected by some one you have a crush on or love.
sigh. im so lonley. nobody loves me!
lonley by kazamitsme! March 4, 2008

Destroy Lonley

The greatest rapper to ever touch the ground of our Earth.
girl: have you heard destroy lonleys songs

boy: yes ofc
girl: i wanna fuck you
Playing Kahoot by yourself
im Lonley, wait no one is here so i shouldn't be talking anyways, i'm just gonna play Kahoot by my self
Lonley by hixavier1009 January 12, 2021
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