lonka

A person who is a major goon and heave

I was a lonka in the 2008 school year

lonka by LONKALOVER12423567890 May 8, 2018

Willy Lonka 

A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.

Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?

Person 2: Think so...

Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.

Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!

Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.

Willy Lonka by Jack Herrer January 16, 2019

chonka lonka 

Your butt

Shake that chonka lonka

chonka lonka by bleeblooblahblah21 August 22, 2008

Lockachini 

An easy win or a clear no lose situation. Where the one whom uttered "Chini", is undoubtedly for-seeing subsequence circumstances in any walks of life. Only to be articulated if there is absolute certainty of forthcoming.

Part of Speech: Noun

Origin: Fanduel

"Yo Ravens are +2 -110 tonight! Thats a fucking Chini."
"Yo Sportivo is 0-0 against Cordoba in the 34th. Should we Nuke the undy at 1.5? Thats a lockachini!"
"BC Beroe Women are +29.5, is that a chini?"

"For sure bretheren,. let us throw the mortgage."

Lockachini by King Chini October 27, 2022

Sri Lankan Government 

An on-going fuck up kept alive by a dying boomer generation anxious to milk as many resources as humanely possible.

Did you hear about Hasini's latest screw-up? She really pulled a Sri Lankan Government on that one.

Sri Lankan Government by Made.inSL June 14, 2019

Linka 

A word/name to define an

Amazing, Wonderful, Sweet, Loving, Caring, Smart, Gorgeous, Cute, Funny person. Who gives incredibly much love and can make you happy in your darkest days. Has a really big heart and a great sense of humor. Loves animals. Can be a little weird but always fun to be with. Takes care of those she loves. Can be a little confusing sometimes but takes her time in making her decisions. Deserves the world but instead gives you hers. Just an amazing person who everyone needs but only a few deserve.

Teacher: Describe someone who is very dear to you.

Student: I only need one word sir, "Linka".

Linka by Dillorian May 6, 2015

Lenka 

Slovak woman who is naturally gorgeous with a big heart and an even bigger smile. Make sure you don't cross her path after not enough sleep, otherwise you might end up at the bottom of the ocean

Lenka is amazing

Lenka by blakeserb December 23, 2016