lonka
lonka by LONKALOVER12423567890 May 8, 2018
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Willy Lonka
A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.
Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?
Person 2: Think so...
Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.
Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!
Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?
Person 2: Think so...
Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.
Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!
Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.
Willy Lonka by Jack Herrer January 16, 2019
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Lockachini
An easy win or a clear no lose situation. Where the one whom uttered "Chini", is undoubtedly for-seeing subsequence circumstances in any walks of life. Only to be articulated if there is absolute certainty of forthcoming.
Part of Speech: Noun
Origin: Fanduel
Part of Speech: Noun
Origin: Fanduel
"Yo Ravens are +2 -110 tonight! Thats a fucking Chini."
"Yo Sportivo is 0-0 against Cordoba in the 34th. Should we Nuke the undy at 1.5? Thats a lockachini!"
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"Yo Sportivo is 0-0 against Cordoba in the 34th. Should we Nuke the undy at 1.5? Thats a lockachini!"
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"For sure bretheren,. let us throw the mortgage."
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Linka
A word/name to define an
Amazing, Wonderful, Sweet, Loving, Caring, Smart, Gorgeous, Cute, Funny person. Who gives incredibly much love and can make you happy in your darkest days. Has a really big heart and a great sense of humor. Loves animals. Can be a little weird but always fun to be with. Takes care of those she loves. Can be a little confusing sometimes but takes her time in making her decisions. Deserves the world but instead gives you hers. Just an amazing person who everyone needs but only a few deserve.
Amazing, Wonderful, Sweet, Loving, Caring, Smart, Gorgeous, Cute, Funny person. Who gives incredibly much love and can make you happy in your darkest days. Has a really big heart and a great sense of humor. Loves animals. Can be a little weird but always fun to be with. Takes care of those she loves. Can be a little confusing sometimes but takes her time in making her decisions. Deserves the world but instead gives you hers. Just an amazing person who everyone needs but only a few deserve.
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