Chonka

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A overweight guy who sits and eats aggressively and loudly into the mic while gaming. Specifically chips or pizza.

Stop being a Chonka, Chonkin on chips. Your being loud as fuck.

Chonka by ThePhilth August 5, 2021

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chonka

A very rotund & most likely obese cat or feline. This is the upmost highest ranking in the animal kingdom and is at the top of the food chain.

I put the swerve on everyone's head, bitch, we gon' pull up, luh chonka

chonka by plantmilk August 5, 2023

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Chonka

When you've done something bad or messed up and can be used in any description.

e.g I chonka ny back on the trampoline, now I'm in A&E

Chonka by An assult rifle February 28, 2019

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chonka lonka

Your butt

Shake that chonka lonka

chonka lonka by bleeblooblahblah21 August 22, 2008

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luh chonka

basically means fatass in twizzy

dont listen to him homie a luh chonka.

luh chonka by twizzydefiner March 4, 2023

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Heckin’ chonka

A stupid term for A very very large animal or huge human male

That horse must be on steroids it looks like a heckin’ chonka

Did you see the size of that guy? He was a heckin’ chonka

Heckin’ chonka by Hot Milo September 10, 2019

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Luh chonka

Means fat or a chunky object/person in twizzy

Don’t make me pull out Luh chonka!

Luh chonka by Sntsb1 June 9, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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