longwanger

the food of those who love the nizzle

the inferior species cannot reproduce without sitting on one

Faggots eat them

Blow my longwanger you fuckin cunt assed virgin bitch

by anonymous May 25, 2004

Langbanger

A descriptive word used to describe one slutty whore from Langford, BC

That melissa is suck a langbanger.

by YourPersonalBitch. November 21, 2009

longfinger

a person who has an abnormally long finger.

Woah did you see her longfinger I bet she could finger bang so good.

by zitaoox January 24, 2015

loneranger

The act of calling rodeo just as you are about to cum, when your friends are waiting to pounce outside the room, and you are masturbating, not having sex with an ugly slut. When they come in to laugh at you, the joke backfires. You laugh at them as they see you masturbating, if your lucky you will gun one of them done with your six shooter.

"The other night Chris called rodeo at a party. We all piled in to the room for a laugh, but it backfired, when he pulled a textbook loneranger and hit Rhys between the eyes."

by rusty g January 2, 2010

Longhander

(noun) A person who, when typing online, uses full-length words and sentences as opposed to the abbreviations and acronyms common to online speech.

A World of Warcraft chat between a 1337speak user and a longhander:
Xxleggolaszxx: hai d00d sup
Trollski: Not much, really. Questing here and there. Yourself?
Xxleggolaszxx: lmao u said urself roflmao
Trollski: I use proper English. Hilarious.
Xxlegolaszxx: ur such a n00b u want some hawt pr0nz0rz?
Trollski: No, I don't want any frickin' prawns. I don't eat shellfish. Leave me alone.
*long pause*
Xxlegolaszxx: stfu n00b horde sux azz lolz0rz
Trollski: You doofus.

by Girouette December 21, 2008

mississippi longwater

When you use piss as lube.

Last night was fun I ran outa lube so i resorted to a mississippi longwater.

by Inalienableturdfart November 5, 2017

Loganger

Logangers are retards and need to be crucified, They worship the brother of Jake Paul aka Logan "Lost a Boxing Match" Paul. He is an retard with a receding hairline and what ever you do DON'T DIE IN A FOREST!!!!

Jake: Yo James , Cody said that he's a Loganger let's jump his ass later.
James: Yeah let's get that autistic Loganger and fuck him up.

by Dr.GameEnder November 22, 2019