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mississippi longwater 

When you use piss as lube.
Last night was fun I ran outa lube so i resorted to a mississippi longwater.

longwanger 

the food of those who love the nizzle

the inferior species cannot reproduce without sitting on one

Faggots eat them
Blow my longwanger you fuckin cunt assed virgin bitch
longwanger by anonymous May 25, 2004

longaker 

Having sex from behind with a beautiful woman and then pushing her off to the side as of discarding her while telling her “that’s what you get
She thought she was special so i gave her a longaker
longaker by Along52131 July 15, 2024

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026