Longwalker

A woman who when she walks takes longer steps than one would say normal. (Even though the step is normal for said woman) bonus most women who are "longwalkers" have a nice derriere

As she walked to the car I noticed she was a longwalker

Longwalker by Cp2025 September 21, 2025

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mississippi longwater

When you use piss as lube.

Last night was fun I ran outa lube so i resorted to a mississippi longwater.

mississippi longwater by Inalienableturdfart November 5, 2017

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Longwalker • longaker • longwanger • mississippi longwater

longwanger

the food of those who love the nizzle

the inferior species cannot reproduce without sitting on one

Faggots eat them

Blow my longwanger you fuckin cunt assed virgin bitch

longwanger by anonymous May 25, 2004

longaker

Having sex from behind with a beautiful woman and then pushing her off to the side as of discarding her while telling her “that’s what you get”

She thought she was special so i gave her a longaker

longaker by Along52131 July 15, 2024

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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