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mississippi longwater 

Last night was fun I ran outa lube so i resorted to a mississippi longwater.

longwanger 

the food of those who love the nizzle

the inferior species cannot reproduce without sitting on one

Faggots eat them
Blow my longwanger you fuckin cunt assed virgin bitch
longwanger by anonymous May 25, 2004

longaker 

Having sex from behind with a beautiful woman and then pushing her off to the side as of discarding her while telling her “that’s what you get”
She thought she was special so i gave her a longaker
longaker by Along52131 July 15, 2024