The Longneckasouris is the greatest creature that ever existed. The Longneckasouris species had a neck longer than a football field. They had their necks mistaken for dinosaur dildos when there fossils were dug up. The Longneckasouris survived the meteor because they could see it and went into a hole. Some species of the Longneckasouris still exist but it in human form. A human Longneckasouris is usually very tall and are depressed a lot too. The Longneckasouris has a Jesus of it and his name is Matt. Matt is a amazing Jesus for a amazing creature and is a really smart kid.
A slur used to describe a Jew, or member of the Jewish faith. May be religious, or ethnic in Judaism. Mainly for those of the ethnic background who possess traditional Jewish facial features.
"Did you see that longnoser at the Deli earlier? Had to turn Graduation up when he started talking."
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.