During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.

"Yeah, it's a rusty longsword. It might be useable if buffed up."

Rusty Longsword by dhallows23 June 29, 2016

LongSmack

Longsmack is when you hold a normal lip smack for several seconds. Mainly used when someone says something lame.

HIM: Can you text me?
HER: I don't have unlimited texting
HIM: (Longsmack)

LongSmack by CodyFromDha216 October 24, 2011

Pipi Longstocking that hoe

when yo hit that shit from behind and you grab her pig tails while you stab it with your pork sword, and you pull the pig tails.

She be likin when I, " Pipi Longstocking that hoe".

Pipi Longstocking that hoe by grand master third June 7, 2009

Longry

The state of being both intensely lonely and hungry at the same time.

"Man, my wife is gone - me so longry..."

Longry by mawd house December 22, 2013

Longshafting

Named after the great Edward Longshaft, who was famous for the use of his extremely large member and his excessive thrusting that accompanied it in his bedroom antics. The term longshafting refers to any pelvic thrust over 2 feet in length during sexual intercourse. It does not have to be accompanied by a 2 foot member, and should be used cautiously as it can result in serious harm for those involved. The pile driver is the most efficient and safest position to use when learning the skill of longshafting.

"Hey, you know that girl from town the other night? We went back to hers and it got freaky. She had to bite down on her own arm when i started longshafting her."

"It has a major bend to the right in it cause i broke it one time when i was longshafting my ex girlfriend."

Longshafting by AJ Phlare August 19, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026