longstaffe

The king of all genitals, big penis, monster, long, thick. Great porn name, cock,

He has a longstaffe, his longstaffe is a monster, longstaffe comes from royality!

by kingkodiak August 30, 2010

Nick longstaffe

A stay at home son that lives off his parents.

So what’s Ted been up to?

He just Nick longstaffe it…

by Marc Campbell October 30, 2023

Matt Longstaff

Matthew Phillip Longstaff is a well known gay fashion icon on the Isle of Man. He has designed many ranges that have been a success on the island itself and in mainland Britain. He is a party animal, and it is common knowledge that he has many active homoseuxal partners

Wow, did you see Matt Longstaffs new range? Its awesome!

by Ssoulle July 18, 2009

Longstaff

Has a monster cock which he inflicts on numerous females in one sitting.

This guy is going to do a Longstaff on these girls.

by Bradley Longstaff August 7, 2022

langstaff

(1) A large wooden staff used to beat common sense into those around you.

(2) A term used to reference a level of destruction or table flip.

"Damn, Godzilla has written off Tokyo , he's up there with Langstaff." or wow he just pulled off a 6 Langstaffs table flip.

by C_mercenary June 23, 2014

langstaffe

Originated from the name, erectus-maximux-penisus, from roman times. Describes or explains penis that is the opposite colour of the owners skin.

Tupac penis is langstaffe. It is very white.

by Ass Eater May 13, 2005

longstaff

A person who has a good tast in women has good hair and is halarious but has a small penis

that person is a longstaff for sure.

by Jose’s November 28, 2017