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longstaffe 

The king of all genitals, big penis, monster, long, thick. Great porn name, cock,
He has a longstaffe, his longstaffe is a monster, longstaffe comes from royality!
longstaffe by kingkodiak August 30, 2010
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Nick longstaffe 

So what’s Ted been up to?

He just Nick longstaffe it…
Nick longstaffe by Marc Campbell October 30, 2023

Matt Longstaff 

Matthew Phillip Longstaff is a well known gay fashion icon on the Isle of Man. He has designed many ranges that have been a success on the island itself and in mainland Britain. He is a party animal, and it is common knowledge that he has many active homoseuxal partners
Wow, did you see Matt Longstaffs new range? Its awesome!
Matt Longstaff by Ssoulle July 18, 2009

Longstaff 

Has a monster cock which he inflicts on numerous females in one sitting.
This guy is going to do a Longstaff on these girls.
Longstaff by Bradley Longstaff August 7, 2022

langstaff 

(1) A large wooden staff used to beat common sense into those around you.

(2) A term used to reference a level of destruction or table flip.
"Damn, Godzilla has written off Tokyo , he's up there with Langstaff." or wow he just pulled off a 6 Langstaffs table flip.
langstaff by C_mercenary June 23, 2014

langstaffe 

Originated from the name, erectus-maximux-penisus, from roman times. Describes or explains penis that is the opposite colour of the owners skin.
Tupac penis is langstaffe. It is very white.
langstaffe by Ass Eater May 13, 2005

longstaff 

A person who has a good tast in women has good hair and is halarious but has a small penis
that person is a longstaff for sure.
longstaff by Jose’s November 28, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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