longschlong 

Penis of excessive length.

I know my bitch loves my longschlong up her ass.

longschlong by sweetghy June 26, 2009

Long schlong telegong 

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022

Long schlong 

Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.

If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling

Long schlong by The King1234 March 27, 2009

Long Schlong 

The most Mondo of all Dongs. A long Schlong is something utterly remarkable.

A 20 foot dildo.

*in bed*
Her: You have such a long Schlong!
Him: *penis grows to 20 feet*

Long Schlong by LONGERSCHLONG October 28, 2018

Long Schlong John

A person named John that has a particularly long schlong

Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!

Long Schlong John by John McMenda July 27, 2020

Longshlongmob 

All he does is speaking Fax
Sexy ass fuck
His Language??? FAX
His Shlong is long

Pls Longshlongmob do it😫

Longshlongmob by .....Mercy February 19, 2021

Longshlong 

When a man who is extremely turned on by something or someone, his penis starts to ErEcTile into the longshlong form. A person with a longshlong usually decides to show it off, and gets clout in the moment.

“Dude hes got such a longshlong”
“Look at Coopers Longshlong”

Longshlong by Finessin your B June 6, 2018