Longshlong

When a man who is extremely turned on by something or someone, his penis starts to ErEcTile into the longshlong form. A person with a longshlong usually decides to show it off, and gets clout in the moment.

“Dude hes got such a longshlong”
“Look at Coopers Longshlong”

by Finessin your B June 6, 2018

Longshlong

Is a boy with a dick that can’t get hard but is long enough to go in there own arse

Evan has a longshlong

by You’rehabibi April 14, 2019

LongShlong

I have a long shlong aka a big d

let me beat a my longshlong

by Lilywise January 25, 2020

Longlong

the name of a dude 100x smarter than you, if you say hes dumb, then you are mentally disabled.

Bully: "fuck you longlong, your such a mong"
Me: "no u bitch" (300 IQ response)

by daddie#6969 November 8, 2020

Long Shlong

a word for having/describing a big pp

John: That's one long shlong.

Jahrool: Thank you my homie.

by zoomingastro March 12, 2020

Long shlong

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.

“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”

by Melonz4 September 7, 2019

Long Shlong

A notably ginormous penis.

Look at that chick's long shlong!

by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005