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Longshlong

When a man who is extremely turned on by something or someone, his penis starts to ErEcTile into the longshlong form. A person with a longshlong usually decides to show it off, and gets clout in the moment.
“Dude hes got such a longshlong”
Look at Coopers Longshlong”
by Finessin your B June 6, 2018
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Longshlong

Is a boy with a dick that can’t get hard but is long enough to go in there own arse
Evan has a longshlong
by You’rehabibi April 14, 2019
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LongShlong

I have a long shlong aka a big d
let me beat a my longshlong
by Lilywise January 25, 2020
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Longlong

the name of a dude 100x smarter than you, if you say hes dumb, then you are mentally disabled.
Bully: "fuck you longlong, your such a mong"
Me: "no u bitch" (300 IQ response)
by daddie#6969 November 8, 2020
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Long Shlong

a word for having/describing a big pp
John: That's one long shlong.

Jahrool: Thank you my homie.
by zoomingastro March 12, 2020
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Long shlong

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.
“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”
by Melonz4 September 7, 2019
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Long Shlong

A notably ginormous penis.
by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005
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