A washed up ex-marine prison guard in the new york state area, that beats inmates, who often challenges people over the internet to a fight, or so called "1v1"

Langelos: I'll have to beat the hell out of three imates tommorow just to feel happy! What do you mean i'm crazy?!? 1v1 IRL you little nerd, I'll fkin kill you!

langelos by Creig September 6, 2008

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langer

Slang term that denotes 'Penis'. However it is very versatile and can even be used as a term of affection.

You're some langer!

Can mean: You're a dickhead

or

You're an affable rogue.

langer by gozzy1 April 3, 2009

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lange frans

A conspiracy theorist who uses conspiracy theories to hide their own, devil worshipping, pedophile, nature

Did you hear that guy talking about how the moonlanding was faked? Yes, better be careful, I have heard he is a lange frans!

lange frans by Baas B October 25, 2020

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jessica lange

basically the most perfect actress alive; made her rise to fame in the remake of King Kong and is now kicking ass on American Horror Story

person 1: did you watch ahs: coven last night?
person 2: yes! jessica lange is perfection

jessica lange by ahsfan1111 November 19, 2013

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langered

Very drunk, highly intoxiced, grossly inebriated etc...

Are you intending to get langered this coming Bank Holiday Weekend?

langered by Big Daddy Ede June 6, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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