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nude long cock by Sydney.... ? January 10, 2010
Wade Grahm Long-cock
Like the Budweiser commercials, a group of you and two other friends say this in a row to piss off others near by. Also you should us character while saying each word.
First friend: WADE!
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!
While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!
While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)
Wade Grahm Long-cock by Zarcry January 3, 2009
Pimpy Longcocking
Noun. An act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school fags like all of you. See as follows:
When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'm dead serious.
When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'm dead serious.
She's a good girl, and not a feminazi hosebag donkey raping fatty. I'm gonna give her a good ol' PIMPY LONGCOCKING. I'm gonna own that shit.
Pimpy Longcocking by kel the dog August 6, 2010
CODYS LONG COCK
When Cody mccauley pulls out his 14 inch super dong and causes Mayham upon these big booty lesbians!
CODYS LONG COCK by Gavin ctw February 6, 2020
Longcocking
After a pleasant ale drinking session at the King's Arms Pub, the men went longcocking about the town.
Longcocking by pumpkinheadjack October 5, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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