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A blend of 'long game' - a term from sports or any activity where having a plan or strategy is advantageous, defining life as a game that can be played better by thinking ahead and applying wisdom in order to improve outcomes for oneself, society or civilization.

In psychology, an implementation of delayed gratification over a long term, such as a career or a lifetime, by a longamer, in order to attain and sustain advantages in health, success, wellbeing, creativity, legacy etc.
Fuck this instant gratification rat race, from now on I'm playing the longame; staying in shape and taking responsibility for life - no more consuming bad food and entertainment like the herd, I'm officially a longamer.
longame by Sunny Winters July 1, 2019
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East Longmeadow High School 

East Longmeadow High School, or ELHS for short, is a place where the building is older than 90% of the people inside, and the only positive thing is the HIV test results.
"where are you going to high school?"
"East Longmeadow High School"

Longabear 

A television show that was initially scripted as a parody of Winnie the Pooh. Unlike that series, however, Longabear is not animated. The central character, Tuey Longa, is a timid nebbish of a bear who depends largely on his closest friend, Tiger Panther, for guidance. Tiger's relationship with Tuey, however, is largely predatory, as he frequently subjects Tuey to forcible anal sex. Tuey's exact feelings on the subject are unclear, for while he does complain about Tiger's actions, he nevertheless maintains a close friendship with him, perhaps implying a certain degree of complicity. Tiger, who is domineering and speaks in ebonics, is a foil to Tuey, who is cautious and soft-spoken.

At some point it was decided that the series would not take the form of a parody of the popular children's show, and so the two main characters, a bear and his best friend who is a tiger, are the only remnant of that original intent. All other characters except Tuey's arch-rival Muy Wronga (a play on words combining the Spanish word, "muy," meaning "very," and, "wronga," an apparently Latinized form of the word, "wrong") are portrayed by the same actor, and it is unclear whether this is supposed to simply be one character who frequently changes occupations.
I watched Longabear last night for the first time. It was pretty fucked up. Honestly I only watched out of morbid curiosity.
Longabear by Tuey Longa August 6, 2009

longaevi 

Another term for faeries or longlivers. The third rational species distinct from angels and men, sometimes said to be demoted angels as they would not fight during the great war between Lucifer and God.

The ideas of their being are discussed by both C.S.Lewis and J.R.R.Tolkien.
Longaevi are those such as fairies, nymphs, gnomes, satyrs and other such creatures.
longaevi by longaevi December 31, 2011
its a new version of the word long, when something is time-consuming, or annoying, you refer to it as longage/ longageness
Omg ur so longage, or thats longageness, this is so longage
longage by jklmn January 14, 2008

Longmeadow

An upper-middle class preppy, country clubbing, New England town outside of Springfield, MA. Longmeadow is competitive, but not snobby. In Longmeadow, pee-wee lacrosse is more important than pee-wee soccer. Longmeadow parents drive BMW's, Audi's and Mercedes. Longmeadow families vacation in Vermont, Cape Cod and Nantucket. Longmeadow youth epitomize the preppy deadhead style, whereby a ripped bleached out polo shirt is fine, as long as the collar is worn up. LL Bean Bulcher mocs, or worn out penny loafers are a good look. Messy hair and boxer shorts tie in to the casual preppy look. Labels are very important. J.C. Penny knock offs are grounds for school bullying. Longmeadow's public schools are more like private prep schools. Longmeadow is sarcastically referred to as "the ghetto". Longmeadow kids grow up with a strong motivation for material success. Longmeadow is not to be confused with East Longmeadow. It is not uncommon to find a new Porsche in the L.H.S. student parking lot.
There is only one Longmeadow. It is the wealthiest town in Western Massachusetts.
Longmeadow by Fuzzwuzzy March 10, 2005

longmeadow

Longmeadow is a town outside of Springfield in Werstern Mass.People who live in other towns stero-type longmeadow as being rich, snobby, and annoying. However, longmeadow is just competitive, being state champs for hockey and winning the superbowl for football. It is a trend for the kids at the highschool to wear northfaces, popped collars and ugg boots. Yes, longmeadow is previlaged and has money. They don't exclude blacks or people of other race/religion because they have a mix of all kinds of people at the high school. Basically longmeadow shouldn't be looked down upon because it really is a very nice town.
"I live in longmeadow"
"Oh i hear they have a great school system!"